Crunky Tonk

Style of music mixing Honky Tonk with large quantities of booze

"Crank that Crunky Tonk up! I'm fixin' to cut a rug!"

by MarkyCrunkA September 28, 2009

Crunknasty

--Adjective

1. being in temporary state beyond intoxication in which the only relevant goals in life are one's friends.

2. being overstimulated by a combination of alcohol, cigarettes, adderall, and upbeat popular music.

1. I heard you got hella crunknasty with the bros last weekend.

2. Dude, he was so crunknasty after that line; I've never seen anyone dance to GaGa with a cigarette in one hand and a cup in the other.

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Crunklecunt

A more wrinkled and haggard version of camel toe.
Absolute grotesque wrinkled form seen under the cloth covering the pubic region of a female caused by abnormal lip growth.

That aerobics instructor had the worst crunklecunt I have ever seen. I wanted to take an iron to it, or leave it pressed between a few dictionary's for a month.

by G. Smiley January 15, 2011

Crunkabit

A term referring to when a male/female is considered to be crunk, a little bit.
Crunk ( crazy/drunk)

I drank a shit load of tequila and smoked a huge a joint, I am definitely crunkabit.

by Gnizzledabombshizzay May 16, 2011

Crunklesprouts

This is the sort of word that comes after yankidoodle or glockenspiel and is greatly superior to any other. Use this word as a long word to impress friends and probably leave them wondering if they're extremely stupid or if they just have a hearing problem. WARNING: USING THIS WORD WILL USUALLY RESULT IN THE LISTENER REPLYING 'Wha?' OR QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY.

Crunklesprouts: word that will usually blow friend or enemy's mind and most of the time leave them gawking at you for lengthy periods of time

Bob: Hey, you know crunklesprouts can really help yankidoodles congregate
Bob's nemesis: waahhhhhh? (Questions self stupidity)
Bob: (taps his nose twice with index finger, winks and walks away smiling to himself, usually resulting in a heroic pose and explosion in the background)

by Malfoy2017 July 27, 2017

Chunkadoo

A short fat chick that resembles a 55 gallon drum and has a slight wobble to her walk.

Check out that little Chunkadoo!

by Reese187 December 15, 2008

chunker fucker

one who has sexual intercourse with an overweight person (aka chubby chaser

Ryan is the biggest chunker fucker in town!

so is brody

by Joseph buttplug August 2, 2007