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I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.
Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"
by INKREFIED October 1, 2019
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Cop

A man or a woman who is paid by the state to whoop up your ass,six ways to sunday
Jack-some cops beat me up yesterday when I tried to hang out with Jenny.
John-Man,their job actually among many others include being paid to unleash a can of Whoopass on us
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Cop a bait

To receive an invite. Most commonly used in its negative form.
Did you cop a bait to the party? No, I didn't cop a bait!
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copping mad

When u get mad nudes
Person 1: Wanna hang tonight?
Person 2: only if We’re copping mad
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Cop

(Noun)

1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.

2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.

Similar to:
- narc
- snitch
PERSON 1: So Joey was talking shit about you behind your back.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.
by Richard Mahogany March 31, 2020
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cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020
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cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020
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