Copium

A metaphorical opiate inhaled when faced with loss, failure or defeat, especially in sports, politics and other tribal settings.

The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole.

-Supporters of the losing candidate claim they didn’t legitimately lose the election; they say it was due to foreign interference and election fraud. They’re clearly high on copium.

Copium by enterprise1701 October 3, 2020

copped 

When you claim someone elses property e.g their house or couch.

Man: Would you please leave my house?
Woman: Nuh uh, I copped it!
Man: Wrong house homie! Gotta leave!
Woman: Nuhhhh uhhh I copped the house!
Man: What the fuck does that mean?

copped by sainnotinsain March 25, 2017

Copywrong 

Misuse or abuse of copyright laws. Often used as a form of censorship.

Companies such as Viacom, Warner Music Group, and Toei have been accused of copywrong by angry YouTube users who just want to express themselves and showing their viewpoints.

Copywrong by TucanaTheToucan October 25, 2011

Cope Cage 

Shoddily welded cages of sheet metal used by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation during their illegal invasion of Ukraine to protect their modern multi-million dollar armored vehicles against $200K Javelin missiles, despite the obvious fact that they'd be as effective as a wet tissue against a sharpened pencil.

"Hey Ivan, I sure hope these Cope Cages will protect us as we invade this innocent country."
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"

Cope Cage by Dinofriend March 5, 2022

.copm 

Something you type, instead of .com, in moments of paranoia and pervertedness.

::youporn.copm (CTRL+A)
::youporn.copm (CTRL+A)
::youporn.com (yay)

.copm by KetchupVSKatsup December 30, 2011

coplish 

Being another pseudo-dialect like "Ebonics", coplish is police talk and English mixed together. For example, the phrase, "at this particular time" or "at this particular location" is used quite a bit, when they could just say "now" or "here" instead. Things that happen are "incidents." People are "subjects." Cars are "vehicles." Discuss becomes "advise."

"At this particular time we advised the subject that the perpetrator had fled the scene at this particular location and we would have to keep them updated on the incident," said the officer to the victim, speaking fluent coplish.

coplish by dentar June 15, 2009

COPPA 

A STUPID UPDATE THAT YOUTUBE HAS CREASTED IN JANUARY 2020 TO SET RANDOM VIDEOS FOR KIDS. IT APPERENTLY IS SHOWN THAT NOBODY EVEN LIKED IT ONE BIT, BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO RUIN YT FOR ALL OF US. IT WAS CREATED BY THE FTC WHO IS A STUPID IDIOT WHO LIKES TO SNIFF DOG SHIT MIXED WITH PEE, AND MADE THE IDEA OF CREATING COPPA FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG ITS THE YOUTUBE CREATORS AND THE FTC WHO CREATED COPPA, WHICH IS THE REASON WHY WW3 WILL BE COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COPPA by MyBigFatBoobs February 9, 2020