Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.

Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

condom

A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.

Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.

Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.

"Damn that condom"

by Abi Hall October 21, 2018

condom

something that stops babies from being made

i didnt use a condom when i was fucking her

by big edwin December 13, 2017

Condom

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego

Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom

by XX.SomeGuyOverThere.XXX.Mia May 06, 2019

condoms

kid nappers during sex

i was using condoms in my ass

by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022

condom

Ice cream.

The condom truck is outside, come get your five dollar bill and don't miss out on your tasty condom!

by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

Condoms

Tight/ sick/ someone did or said something radically.

*mike finger flips tech deck Evan: yo that was condoms!

by Antipeople68 November 12, 2022