1.
Danny got
cold feet at the wedding and couldn'
t say his vowels. The wedding then had to be cut
short and both bride and her family never spoke to him again.
2. I'm sitting at a red light in my Dad'
s high performance
Jag which I shouldn'
t be driving. My old high school bully then rolls up next to me in a Camaro. "Holy shit it's you!!" he says in a surprised but mocking tone. "
Hey Johnny, nice wheels" I say, trying to seem somewhat friendly. "
Hey! how about I race you FOR PINKS!!!. Or are you gonna get cold feet and chicken out?" Fuck it!! I can'
t take anymore of this prick. We both floor it on green and I pull ahead faster, At this point I'm laughing. Suddenly I hit something laying in the road and a tyre goes baaboom!! causing the car to flip n roll.
I'm writing this in a hospital bed with my one good arm, Before my dad breaks it when he finds out about his car. What can I say? Sometimes getting cold feet is not always a bad thing.
