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dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake
by michael foolsley November 24, 2012
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Goat Cleaner

A person who thinks they are king shit but in all reality, will just end up cleaning goats in nigeria for pennies a day.
Wow he is such a fucking goat cleaner!
by tm1234567 September 26, 2012
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Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
by Klo~D November 16, 2014
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sauce cleaner

A dude who is normally a fuckboi, thinks he's the shit, but on the inside is actually a butt licker. A sauce cleaner likes to lick cum off of guys dicks after giving them a hand job.
Yo I hate that kid, he's probably a sauce cleaner." cum lick sauce cleaner fuckboi dick glaze handjob
by Fratboy1996 March 17, 2015
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Box cleaner

She's not straight, she's a box cleaner
by Wlyl3 January 5, 2016
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Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.
You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.
by SBtay December 31, 2016
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slut clean

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.
Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"
by KC34 June 21, 2017
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