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roger clemens

The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.
Roger Clemens is a great pitcher, but I hate him.
by RexGibson March 8, 2004
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clemente

To unknowingly cause harm or malfunction to an electronic device.
Damn bro, he really clemente'd that raid! That shit will never work again!
by forkineye July 28, 2011
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Mr. Clean

When you take a hit of marijuana, brush your teeth while you're holding it in, and let it out when you spit.
I dare you to pull a Mr. Clean right now!
by Jeffizle22221 July 7, 2011
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Mr. Clean

Someone who is such a douche that they're like a living Mr. Clean, cleaning out vaginas til they're sparkly clean during intercourse in a completely boring and monotonous way. No one likes a Mr. Clean.
That guy is a total Mr. Clean for eating my sandwich.
by Plumm August 27, 2011
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clean slate

when dropping a deuce, when you wipe your ass and the toilet paper is completely free of any fecal matter.
I pinched off a big old dump, and after wiping I was pleased to see it was a clean slate.
by Heavy555 August 2, 2012
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Ethnic Cleansing

A ritual where you drink a lot foreign alcohol in a short period of time so you can vomit everything out of your system.
"Hey, is Billy coming out with us tonight?"
"No, he's too busy recovering from his ethnic cleansing from last night."
by jeop070 February 6, 2019
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Cleaning Lavelle

While having sex the guy craps in his girlfriends mouth and scoops it out with his dick
I did a cleaning lavelle with mike's sister last night.
by Kyle March 3, 2007
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