Choosy a$$

A choosy a$$ is that one kid who is a lil b1tch

“Hey, is derral here?”
“Nah, I hate his choosy a$$.”

by Gaywad!1!1 July 17, 2022

choomf

a choomf is a charles oomf

omg choomf loves max

by 127leclercs April 3, 2023

Choose your weapon

A meme. What happens when anime characters take the final hit to defeat their mortal archnemisis. Also what happens when you type ‘p’ on your phone and you know the letters to come are ‘o’ and ‘r’ and mum catches you.

Narrator: *in booming voice* CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON…
Anime character: I choose… the Sophia!
Evil anime character: Whoa, an angel has come to save me!
Anime character: Nah, that’s just Sophia. Sophia, take the hit!!
Sophia: *slices mighty sword down* Whoo! Clean cut!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023

crazy chook

An amazing but crazy person. Is liked by everyone and is supportive. Has a great sense of humor and can be sensitive and strong-willed.

Hey did you see Alyssa today? She is one Crazy Chook!

by Some wierd person November 3, 2015

Alien Choon

A choon with a beat and rhythm that mimics that of Extra Terrestrial life, sometimes misinterpreted for a scary choon

“Oi play that banger mate”
“Nah not yet, that’s an alien choon, and will send you to the astral planes”

by John-GangLyfe-Adams April 25, 2019

Blue Chook

/'blu://'tʃʊk/
Noun
Synonym for Social Media App, Twitter.

Me: "You're busy there on your phone, what are you doing?"
Them: "Just having a whinge on the Blue Chook..."

by garliccrusher July 7, 2021

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by anonymous July 18, 2021