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Right but they're not choosy though.
Hym "They're lying about how they're choosing and/or they're delusional about how they're choosing. So that isn't being choosy. They are fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and you're still shit. And not THEE, THE, or DA. Shit. Doo doo. Ca ca. Doo-doo butter. Shit. That's you. And still fucking."
Choosy by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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Choosy Susie

A hoe who keeps switching her pimp
Pimp Mack: Alfonz, damnit, Fonda is leavin again!

Pimp Fonzo: Yeah she is one Choosy Susie!
Choosy Susie by larzen November 1, 2007

Choosy a$$ 

A choosy a$$ is that one kid who is a lil b1tch
“Hey, is derral here?”
“Nah, I hate his choosy a$$.”
Choosy a$$ by Gaywad!1!1 July 17, 2022

choosy moms 

Nothing less than the most excessive, horrific and vomit-inducing sexual perversion known to Man, the exact nature of choosy moms cannot be researched directly, and so must be arrived at through guesswork. This is the next mung; yea, the munger-than-mung. Hide your children.
I suspected that Rachel and Laura had gone choosy moms in my guest bedroom.
choosy moms by artaxerxes March 22, 2009

choosy moms 

An absolutely awful, disgusting sexual act possibly involving two strangers, a child corpse, an animal of an endangered species and several construction tools. No one knows exactly how choosy moms works since no one has ever survived to talk about it. There are several variations of choosy moms and the above components are only a partial list of some of the things the adventurous villains who have attempted choosy moms have collected before attempting it.
"What ever happened to Eva, Morris and that Green and Blue Parrot from the zoo?"
"They all did choosy moms."
"OH MY GOD!"
choosy moms by choosy dad March 24, 2009

bit-choosy 

How to cover up calling someone a bitch when they unexpectedly walk in on the conversation.
Trent is being a little bit-CHOOSY about what he wants to do tonight.
bit-choosy by bigbadmama January 25, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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