Indigo Child

Children with "Indigo" auras, that usually differ from modern society. They are prone to ADD and ADHD diagnoses, however, blind mothers might claim their ADHD child as an Indigo to avoid the fact that their child is less than perfect and try to excuse him from making trouble.

Oh, my child isn't a bully, he's just an Indigo Child!

by Maddiii August 11, 2006

Child Seat

The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.

"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"

by The Kewl Kids June 26, 2006

herpe child

1. a kid that is other wise known as an outcast
2. someone who is a inconvience to everyelse's lives
3. a kid that get made fun of for everything he or she does, and also has no friends

1. "look at that dam herpe child he ruined my life by existing"
2. The herpe child was beat by everyone while walking down the hallway to school.

by poin December 16, 2005

child-bride

A word that Urban dictionary refuse to define..

I tried to define child-bride on UD, but they refused to publish it. Doesn't stop them publishing 1000 different definitions for "nigger"!

by PV Person August 22, 2014

Mud Child

A child, typically a stoner, with hair over their eyes. They generally wear skinny pants and act in ways that are not normal for their age. Stereotypically of Asian descent but can apply to anyone who fits the description. They usually hang with others like them and are oblivious to all but themselves.

Its nice and quiet on the HS bus.....then all of a sudden cooing sounds emit from kids in the middle of the bus where some 10th and 11th graders are sitting.

Frank: WTF is that!?
George: Mud Children......

by mud666 December 18, 2009

Only Child Syndrome

Most commonly affects teenage guys. Only Child Syndrome is a terrifying disease to those who approach the infected. It most commonly infects only children, but in some rare cases people with siblings have been known to have the disease. Symptoms are selfishness, inability to comprehend other people’s feelings, and overall brat-like behaviour. If rejected in any way, for example, a breakup, those who are affected by Only Child Syndrome will most likely isolate themselves in an attempt for attention. Do not, under any condition, pander to these pathetic cries for attention. It’s all for a bit of drama.

Person 1: Mate, Alex told me that I would let him have my phone if I truly loved him!! How lame is that?

Person 2: Ignore him, it’s Only Child Syndrome.

by The better Anonymous January 17, 2018

Devil Child

A certain female who causes damage to people both physically and mentally and will bite, scratch, shoot, pinch, kick, punch, ECT just to cause pain to people because she is absolutely obsessed with causing pain to people and ruining their lives.
And... most likely has AIDS.

that Devil Child ruined my life!

by Goganthian May 2, 2008