drip child

When an man and woman have anal sex to avoid procreating. When ejaculation has occurred the man exits his family jewels thinking his little soldiers could do no harm in the anal cavity. However, a "drip" of semen exits the anal cavity and enters the vagina. As a result the woman becomes pregnant with an unwanted child who will later be bullied for his constant smell of poop and his ugly sneakers.

"I don't want none of your truffle butter you drip child!"

by Schizzlekicks July 12, 2015

Love Child

The politically correct form of bastard in its original sense of an illegitimate offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love child", a common setup of humorous analogies.

1. Gary and Sue had a love child, but they still haven't gotten married or even moved in together.

2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.

by Fritz1776 April 22, 2019

Minecraft Child

That minecraft child that nobody really knows in school but somehow you see him everywhere and think he's your cousin

Josh: Oh hey it's that Minecraft Child.

Chris: Yeah I see him everywhere.

by Yelan April 15, 2021

Walkerton Wild Child

The act of performing anal sex with a pregnant woman, in which the anal thrusting is so vigorous that labor is induced and the child is born. Note that it is recommended that the woman be in the reverse cow-girl orientation, so that her afterbirth does not contaminate the man's stomach.

With his pregnant wife two weeks overdue, Mr. Schmidt saved the day by performing the Walkerton Wild Child on an emergency room bed.

by BillGibbons April 28, 2011

i have 17 children

i have SEVENTEEN CHILDREN

"YES, i have 17 children"

by ive been busy May 2, 2018

A Whole Child Ago

A phrase to describe an event that has 18 years or more ago.

"Wow..it's hard to believe he died almost a whole child ago."

by MysteriousCanteloupe November 20, 2018

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020