2 definitions by MysteriousCanteloupe

A Whole Child Ago

A phrase to describe an event that has 18 years or more ago.

"Wow..it's hard to believe he died almost a whole child ago."

by MysteriousCanteloupe November 20, 2018

Fishneral

You know...a normal funeral but for a fish.

Tyler: Yo,you got plans tonight,man?
Jephen:Yeah,bro,im sorry...my kid's fish died last night and we're gonna have a fishneral for him...
Tyler:Um...ok,good,good luck with that.My condolences.

by MysteriousCanteloupe November 29, 2018