clankered

To shit ones pants in the most funniest of ways.

Nicola: Ah no I just clankered my nicks.

by Lora Logic July 8, 2007

Clandemic

An epidemic of infectious disease that takes over an entire family or household. Usually perpetuated from child to parent, and back again in a vicious, continuous cycle.

Does anyone know if Shad is going to be in today?

Doubt it, heard there's a clandemic at his house...poor bastard.

by Meatcurtain April 30, 2010

Clanstilo

A rotten cashew nut.

X : Look! Bellyappa spilled coconut oil on my sneakers!
Z : Oh never mind, he is a clanstilo.

by vee12 September 29, 2010

clanie

One of your clan members
-or-
The whitest person you will ever know. An alternative insult to cracker or wigger
-or-
Jason Rangel

One of my clannes forgot to attend the GB battle.

This Colombian kid is the biggest clanie in all Black Ops.

by L96AW Rebirth November 29, 2010

Clanday

Friends who are in only sexual relationships with you. Mostly hidden affairs.

He should not get too emotional with this, he is just a clanday to me.

by Ms Endowed December 4, 2010

Clanmine

when online in a game lobby, where clan tags are available, such as COD MW2, one team is entirely made up of people of the same clantag, and will almost always make the game un-enjoyable for others, partly because of their noobish ways.

*enters lobby* fuck, the entire enemy team is the same clan, its a clanmine

by pedobear unite February 17, 2012

Clanfan

A person who wants to be accepted into a gaming clan. This person will often 'assume the role' and help out on the clan gaming server and forums. Extreme clanfans will try to act just like a clan member so people think he/she is already a member.

A clan member wannabe.

He's a complete clanfan.

by tiwfan April 18, 2012