Small Brain

Someone who is dumb as fuck and has no culture. This person has almost always never gotten laid and eats apple seeds everyday.

Small Brain Human: How do apple seeds go up the tree?
Big Brain Humans:🤦🏼 ♀️

by *rebuilds dick* December 10, 2019

big brain energy

1) The confidence who feels from using 100% of his brain to solve simple problems e.g., “If 10+10 = 20 and 9 is one less than 10 and 19 is one less than 20, therefore, 10+9= 19
2) The confidence one feels from knowing he is the smartest person in the room

Ex 1: John: “The couch won’t fit through the door.”
Michael: “Use your big brain energy to figure it out.”
Ex 2: Emily : “Did you see the way she answered that question with so much confidence?”
Michael: “Yeah, she definitely has big brain energy.”

by I know a lot of things January 17, 2020

monkey-doo-doo-brain

A childish insult denoting a bratty kids supercilious behavior...but said in cutesy kind way so as not to provoke a kick in the shins.

"David, my darling boy, you are being such a silly 'monkey-doo-doo-brain' today!"

by Jo-mama November 8, 2003

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.

"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase

by FryingPandaZip December 28, 2020

Brain Banging

When a group or person dances and you have to go back and and see what they did because you didn't understand it

I.aM.mE ABDC 6's Winners dance style, Every time they dance they are Brain Banging .

by TheBrainBang June 28, 2011

brainer

The satisfaction you get when learning something you didn't know before or to share something else with someone who didn't know about it before. Like a boner, but with your brain.

Mary: John must be the most common name in the world.

John: No, Muhammad is the most common name ever.

Mary: Oh. I didn't know that.

Tommy: Total brainer.

by Three years later July 17, 2010

brain constipation

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to

Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation

by Zosia & Mugen May 12, 2011