Bentennial

A person under the influence of fentanyl, often spotted bent forward at the waist in an eerie, frozen posture as if studying the sidewalk. A Bentennial is defined by stillness, silence, and their uncanny ability to hold a fold for a long period of time.

Downtown was full of Bentennials today — whole blocks folded over like broken lawn chairs.

by SmileAM September 27, 2025

beste

Ten trillionaire, smart

beste

by Guccipolo November 7, 2025

tar beater

n. Someone that runs on the road as opposed to running on a soft surface like a track.

Poor guy was a tar beater for so long his legs got worn out.

by CTrunr March 25, 2003

Double-belter

A person so fat that they have to use two belts joined together to keep their trousers up.

look at that fat dude. He's so fat he must be a double-belter!

by Barry Frazzle June 18, 2009

drum-beater

a person who lauds someone or something insistently

Why are you such a drum-beater for gold based currency?

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2010

Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.

I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.

by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016