Whipping or whippin the skippy

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

by Simon October 15, 2004

whippy-chip

verb. to ruin or disturb, esp. as in to ruin or disturb a good time or peace and quiet.

"We were having a swissy-ass stoney sesh until those narcs fuckin' busted in and whippy-chipped our sesh like that."

"I could have gone on for days tappin' that ass until the phone rang and I heard Candace on the answering machine; and just the thought of that pimply-ass face of hers and the sound of that smarmy sneer just totally whippy-chipped my hard-on."

"Everytime I need to catch up on sleep, that fuckin' firehouse across the street whippy-chips my slumber and decides to test out their sirens and chainsaws."

by djrijk June 23, 2004

Whipple Man

the coolest PE teacher in Battle Mountain he has a lot of hair and tries to pimp on the high school tail

man i heard whipple shaved his arm and now he looks like lyle lovitz

by punk4life April 22, 2005

pistol-whipped

The female equivalent for pussy-whipped.

Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?

Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.

by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009

ass whipping insurance

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008

whipped

Synonym for married.

Chicken is so whipped he don't even know it.

by alabamaboy May 9, 2003

Whopper

A large penis

Girls love to get a taste of my whopper because it is so enormous.

by dustinandkatrina6 July 18, 2009