poop machine on wheels

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.

Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

by Derek01992niner May 2, 2007

two wheels and a bag

A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.

See also:

slow carlos

Thats what happens when you try to kill a cop...You get two wheels and a bag!

by malcontent February 6, 2004

Mexican Ferris Wheel

When someone puts ÿ in their bioline in gay.com and it fucks up the room.

Was that Pat Sajak and the Whéél of Fortuné? No, it was just a Mexican Ferris Wheel.

by Shadow March 24, 2003

Wheel of Fortune

A Sex Position involving three men, and a dwarf woman. Two of the men fuck the girl pig roast style (one in the front hole, one in the back hole) standing up, so that the dwarf girls legs aren't touching the ground. Then the third guy stands next to them, and spins the midget girl around.

Yo that midget girl got wheel of fortuned.

by Positioner Pal October 19, 2010

Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.

Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.

by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011

Real third Wheel

A person that has sex with a couple

A coupe devil status

Technically

Proper definition of a third wheel , roll together completely

married couple invited their friend to have sex with them and they fucked

That friend was the third wheel

Alot more stable and control achieve

Definition by Mr.Gusher / Soapy Sardines

Real third Wheel

by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 19, 2018

Cute squeaky wheel

An annoying cute person that asks questions all the time

You are a cute squeaky wheel

by Ya monkin boy boy October 13, 2017