Uncle Pete

To steal someones food, while threatening do to bodily harm.

I'm hungry as a motha fucka I'm about to Uncle Pete that dude.

by Froggtogg March 14, 2015

uncle curtis

Saying for getting your period

Trisha is really crabby today, Uncle Curtis must have made a visit to her.

by ESKETTITBOI November 15, 2017

Uncle Woody

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.

Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.

by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010

Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.

I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

Uncle Pat

A man with a potato head, Uncle to many. Particularly those in the Baur family. He will not only single handedly eat your face off, but he will not hesitate to use profanity to those ages 3 and under. He will kill you.

Uncle Pat: "Get your ass up, child"

by baurs June 24, 2011

Uncle Bruce

A trans person who has not had sex reassignment surgery.

Some Uncle Bruce on twitter has no standing to be speaking for the trans community.

by crookt December 31, 2021

Nigerian uncle

That guy that always try’s to transfer you his collection of gold bars.

Man that fucking Nigerian uncle stoke all my fucking gold bars. FUCK MAN!!

by GOMO G GURU September 14, 2019