Uncle Pete

To steal someones food, while threatening do to bodily harm.

I'm hungry as a motha fucka I'm about to Uncle Pete that dude.

by Froggtogg March 14, 2015

Uncle Sammy

The act in which two straight males cross streams into the same urinal while at any establishment that serves alcoholic beverages. Both males may or may not be under the influence. Though neither male derives any sexual pleasure from this, both penises must be in plane sight to perform the act correctly.

Wtf bro....we totally pulled an Uncle Sammy last night at that Roosters.

by Potata head April 18, 2018

Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.

I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

uncle ray

someone who never buys anything and never shares anything

hes come to the pub with no money again...complete uncle ray!!!!!

by z123g July 8, 2016

Uncle Slayer

A cussin who dissolves uncle boxers.

"Martha is an Uncle Slayer. did you see she brought home Kevin Dockstaters Dad..."

by Ben Cullimore August 7, 2022

Dead Uncle

A very nice canoe that was your grumpy ass Uncle's that you received when he died.

We were paddling "The Dead Uncle" down the river.

by kolbyb1 March 9, 2013

Uncle Nobhead

A phrase to describe a lazy teacher who doesn't actually teach their class! An Uncle Nobhead loves a good tommy tank whilst playing angry birds.

I wish uncle nobhead would teach us something rather than sit on his IPhone with a boner

by GeographyRot September 20, 2010