under-stater

The name given to a conspiracy theorist. An under-stater lives in his or her own subconscious mind that's called the Under State where they would find doors to government conspiracies and other historical events.

Being an under-stater is hard and sometimes terrifying!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 9, 2017

Under crackling

Hard length of feaces( skidmark ) in underwear which homosexuals consider a delicacy..
It can also be used refering to girl friends and partners..

I had a great meal last night, I was that full I didn't have room for any under crackling.... so I finished the night ball humming and rimming
The misses had been baking all day, she'd saved me some Under Crackling in her knickers...

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

Under the pecan tree

Verb. Slang for cheating, usually between two people who are both married.

Brandon was under the pecan tree with Jennifer.

by girlsdontpoo October 22, 2020

Under the bridge

Seek out the service of prostitutes. It refers to the increasingly common phenomenon in many parts of the world of strippers hanging out under the bridges and similar places at night to find potential customers.

Bisleri: Oh man the work and family obligations is killing me, I need to catch a break.

Sam: Yeah dude, it's time to go under the bridge.

by platypusp November 25, 2020

The Under and Out

A cool new hairstyle that is all the rage in which both the left and right halves of one's hair flip out in the same direction. A small segment of the population are lucky enough to be born with hair that is naturally inclined to position itself in such a sexy and trendsetting way, while others must spend hours standing perpendicular to a fan to create the look.

"Wow, that girl over there has an Under and Out - if only I was cool enough to pull off that hairstyle."

Or

"I went to my stylist yesterday and asked for the Under and Out - she said she hadn't heard of it and I said she should have her style licence revoked!"

by Ryry 2.0 November 18, 2006

Wine under the bridge

Variation of the expression "Beer under the bridge", however typically applies to two or more girls who have had too much wine and get into childish, irrational fights.

My girlfriend went on a girls' night out Friday and they all had too much wine. She came home hammered and was crying about some sort of ridiculous argument on the colour of some girl's dress. I said to her "forget about it, it's wine under the bridge".

by user8978979 September 19, 2009

active undercarriage rust protection

Marketing-speak for a chronic oil leak on your automobile - generally one that takes more effort to fix than the car is worth. Comes standard on most General Motors products since the early 60s, as well as Saab 900 series.

Click: Dude have you seen that grease spot on your inner fender?
Clack: Oh don't worry about it, that's just active undercarriage rust protection. Paid extra for it. I think.

by Buick Roadmaster June 5, 2011