One of the premier schools in Texas, and part of the Big 12. Well-known for its academics and athletics team. Texas Tech is located outside of Lubbock, Texas, farther north then the other major Texas universities. Also well known for attempting to join the Texas A&M-UT rivalry and claiming dominance in sports, athletics and general attractiveness of the student population, while truly possessing second-rate academics and an extremely glorified football team. While still a good school, Tech is mostly populated by students who failed to get into A&M or UT and still seek to attend a Texas school.
University of Texas Graduate: I managed to get 5 job offers from major companies!
Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit
Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit
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A person with all the latest and biggest electronic devices. Almost any Tech-ho knows how to speak 1337 almost fluently.
Usually likes Electronic or Techno music.
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Usually likes Electronic or Techno music.
"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that iPod.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those T3CH-H0's girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those T3CH-H0's? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total raver, 'kay?
I mean, her professional camera, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so High-tech, it's like,
out there, I mean - WOW. Look!
She's just so ... BIG!"
Guy: "Baby I love you."
Tech-ho: "Omg really?"
Guy: "Yes."
Tech-ho: "Would you do anything for me?"
Guy: "Of course baby."
Tech-ho: "Okay. Well I saw this amazing Phone today, it's brand new. And no one has it yet! Sooo... I'll totally bang you if you'll buy it for me."
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those T3CH-H0's girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those T3CH-H0's? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total raver, 'kay?
I mean, her professional camera, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so High-tech, it's like,
out there, I mean - WOW. Look!
She's just so ... BIG!"
Guy: "Baby I love you."
Tech-ho: "Omg really?"
Guy: "Yes."
Tech-ho: "Would you do anything for me?"
Guy: "Of course baby."
Tech-ho: "Okay. Well I saw this amazing Phone today, it's brand new. And no one has it yet! Sooo... I'll totally bang you if you'll buy it for me."
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Guy 1:Man my iphone 3g is still good, i've had since it came out
Guy 2:Yeah but it's time to get an upgrade... 1 year?! that and eternity in tech years
Guy 2:Yeah but it's time to get an upgrade... 1 year?! that and eternity in tech years
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