Porking

Beefing someone but because they did something haram

Did you see Abdul drinking that alcoholic beverage??? He is totally in for a porking tonight by Allah!

by Ldawg October 7, 2017

Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.

I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.

by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022

Pork Pie

A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.

Ooh, I bet Patrice has the tastiest pork pie in the street

by Lord Jebus Thy Saviour June 25, 2021

Pork factory

A dirty whore who chooses to use her vagina with many men.

Damn, that girl looks like a pork factory!

by SmashMe February 4, 2020

Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT

Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans

by Papa Ave May 11, 2022

Pork

Nathan lisle

Nathan lisle is such a pork

by SR3MASHTATIE August 22, 2021

Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.

Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”

by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017