my war

a difficult personal struggle - based on the Thrasher Magazine video segment that shows a skateboarder battling for an extended period of time to land a trick

I made it through the summer without an air conditioner - talk about my war!

by dollarstories October 1, 2020

Whisper War

When a two people are arguing back and forth in a public area in a whispering tone. Since it would rude and embarrassing to let the world know what their arguing about, they whisper. Like at huge events or places of business.

*In a whisper tone at a friends wedding*
Nathan: "I know I forgot to get the peanut butter! Let it go already!"

Claire: "No, I'm not letting it go! I specifically told you which kind and where! Multiple times!
"
Nathan: "You know I'm forgetful! And it doesn't matter right! Just stop, I don't wanna have a whisper war with you right!"

by RagnaBlaze September 25, 2011

kawaii war

the kawaii war was a war fought between the japanese people and poc (people of color, and americans too)
they fought the bad and rude people, giving peace for all. The kawaii war is still going on, so like this if you’re a kawaii soldier !!
Some of the slang/ talk used in the kawaii war was a mix of japanese and english. Words are below :
Arigathankyou are-ee- gah- thank you-thank you
Gomenesorrygo- men - uh - sorry- sorry
sayogoodbyesa-ee-yo-goodbye- goodbye/bye
konichihelloko-ni-chi-hello- hi/hello

kawaii cashier: “here’s your(whatever you bought, probably some good food or sanrio merch) . Have fun fighting the kawaii war!”
You: “oh, arigathankyou ! Sayogoodbye!”

by 2kawaii4uguys October 8, 2023

War Thunder

Dogshit game that still somehow attracts more players. Will make any sane person into a slimy little goblin. Also causes insanity and hallucinations of Gaijin Snail. Will empty your wallet.

Jack: Hey, Dan! Wanna play War Thunder?
Dan: I'd much rather get hit by a truck and be paralyzed for the rest of my life then die to some greasy Germany main in his mother's basement.
Jack: So yeah?
Dan: Yeah.

by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023

war paradox

the theoretical economic problem which is "if someone kills Hitler then goes back to 2022 there would be an override of people either to many rich or to many homeless, it could cause economics to crash, people freak out some time ants would be stepped on etc." The 2 options 1 kill a lot of people or 2 kill yourself if you kill yourself you don't have to deal with it if you kill a lot of people it will equal it out

have you ever heard of the war paradox

by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022

shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.

person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender

Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.

by off brand oxford August 13, 2022