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I'm taking ya!

A term used to describe the act of venting your frustration on someone/thing.
Hello, shropshire fitted kitchens? this is Mr Nipe, I'm just ringing to let you know...I'm taking ya! Anybody gets in my way...I'm taking them as well!
I'm taking ya! by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Taking a break 

Taking a break is when you separate from your significant other for an undetermined amount of time,usually with the intent to get back together.
More often than not,the people taking the break usually end up fooling around with other people,which damages their relationship,probably causing a permanent breakup.
All the things you do whilst "taking a break" will be called upon,even though taking a break is totally a way to cheat and get away with it.
Some people don't understand that.

Chances are,if the guy says he wants to take a break,he's going to screw your hot friend he's had his eye on the whole relationship.While this is happening,the girl will be hoping she can "make it all better" somehow.This can usually be resolved when both of them move on,or the guy gets tired of the hot friend,and goes back to his girl.

If the girl says she wants to take a break,she's going to screw your friend she's had her eye on for the whole relationship(whore).Except in this case, the guy will inevitably end up getting into a fistfight with the friend,and shit will go down.How this one is resolved,I do not know.
John: Babe,I think we need to take a break. Claire: Okay,I guess we can do that.
::John gets drunk and screws Claire's hot friend Stephanie::
2 days later--
Claire: YOU FUCKED STEPHANIE OMFGGGG!!1!!11!
John: We're taking a break,remember?
Claire: Oh yeah...well when you want to get back together,I'm totally going to hold that against you.
John: Fair enough.

talking picture 

Dear lord, what a monager! This elevator has a talking picture. 23 Skidoo!
talking picture by Trevisaurous April 17, 2007

taking an ambien 

masturbating with the express purpose of helping one go to sleep
To help get me to sleep, I have a habit of taking an ambien.
taking an ambien by Avi_s August 29, 2009

Talking Jesus 

The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.
Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?
Talking Jesus by AsianVision August 26, 2011
The art of masturbating whilst twerking
I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)
Twanking by Swayze baby December 28, 2013