Smilf

A “Smilf” is a “small mom in late fourtys” that is attractive

Omg dude your mom is a smilf

by S.m.a.r.tass6.9 November 23, 2017

Swift-fit

Unreasonable actions based on a troubled childhood and possible bipolar disorder. Can manifest itself during interactions both online and in person. Often confused with passion for a cause, but ultimately ends in self destruction.

Wow! Didn't see that coming, that guy had a total Swift-fit!

by cowboy wordsmith December 6, 2017

swiftgender

the gender that includes being a phil swift-sexual. In addition to this, this person has the power to be waterproof. These people are normally around 4'6" and are fat, like fill swift.This person can also have the power to do lots of damage. these people usually have flex product (tape, shot, seal liquid) on their genitals at all times, some will even eat the tape.

He is a swiftgender and has a flex tape collection

by Ddude123 February 21, 2018

SILF

Stands for Sister I'd Like (to) Fuck.

Dayumm your sister really is a SILF.

by BlazeItDude March 7, 2018

SILF

Acronym for Student I’d Like to Fuck

Mary’s tits were spilling out of her blouse, so I made up a reason to have her stay after class. Jesus Christ, what a SILF!

by Sgt. Ponysauce April 6, 2018

sqilf

A Scream Queen I'l Love to Fuck.

Barbara Crampton is a complete SQILF.

by Saturn BD May 24, 2018

Smilf

single mom i'd like to fuck

yo your mom is a smilf.

by jeremiah guttierez June 14, 2018