chow mein surprise

When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth

"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"

by BigPeePeePooPoo November 22, 2019

Des Moines Surprise

When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb).

I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,

by decay 66 April 9, 2003

SURPRISE BITCH!

Needs no explanation. If you honestly can't figure out what it means, you're a fucking retard.

SURPRISE BITCH!

by No surprises :( November 17, 2010

Tuxedo surprise

A French Surprise but in formal attire

I came back from the ball last night and gave her a tuxedo surprise

by birdperson August 6, 2016

Chocolate Surprise

When one inserts M&M's into her vagina, assuming her lover is going to go down on her very shortly after.

Melts in your cunt, not in your hand.

by MahouKyuaChan January 2, 2005

electrifying surprise

When a man abruptly and unexpectedly ejaculates in to the girl's(or man's) mouth that is sucking his penis. The recipient of this ejaculate is startled by this sudden change of events and spits the semen back up onto the man's happy trail and/or belly button.

Man is getting head and busts into girls mouth. The girl is dumfounded and spits the cum into the guys belly-button. This is an electrifying surprise for both parties and turns each other on for more intense intercourse.

by Hurricane C April 7, 2009

Fireman Surprise

When you're boning your woman/man doggy style and right before you cum you pull out, pinch off and spit on her/his back. When she/he turns around spray your load in her/his face.

Dude, Pat totally fell for the Fireman Surprise last night!!

by Shugar Lipz June 3, 2009