Whoville surprise kiss

Just like the “grinch kiss” but add corn to your diet for a delightful surprise!

Warning: flushing after act is not recommended

“Cassie gave me the best Whoville surprise kiss on Christmas”, said James.

by Jane092413 December 15, 2021

Mai Tai Surprise

The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.

Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.

Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.

by travisonfire January 16, 2013

strawberry chocolate surprise

Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.

Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.

by Roflles July 2, 2017

suprise anal

WHEN SOMEONE STICKS THEIR WILLY IN YOUR NILLY

God I love suprise anal, he stuck his willy in nilly again.

by Sênior Long Schlong October 8, 2017

Geyser Supriser

While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.

I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.

by King Geyser February 20, 2010

serrano surprize

When a flaming beaner walks into your room suddenly and bust a huge load in you face. After he busts a nut, he takes a shit on your face and starts screaming jibberish. Usually performed on the george.

Chuck laid a massive serrano surprize on Zack.

by Charles Serrano December 10, 2004

Lazy eye Surprise

when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave

i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010