smudgewringer

a dirty old pedo that shouts at young ladies that are still in school unniform (usually from the back of a white van, which is their natural habitiat)
this can also refer to teachers that make the girls fetch the scissors from the bottom draw

old man: get your rat out
young girl: err, what a smudgewringer

by moistynob July 20, 2009

Sludgepunch

After andministering a good long Sludgepump you pull your fist out and punch the woman or man in the face, scattering their feces across their face.

"I sludgepunched her so hard in the face there was shit on the ceiling!"

by dig- September 16, 2009

sludged

a person who has just hooked up with someone who is dirty , or is basically a slut or man-whore.

"damn! ew man you been getting sludged ?!"

no haha she was clean.

by master sludger October 21, 2010

Smudge Head

A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.

I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.

by William J J T December 11, 2011

sludge up

to consume plenty of snacks or heavily synthesized food while being aware of how unhealthy it is.

"Screw it, I am going to KFC."
"It's barely 11 AM and you are already going to sludge up?"
"Don't judge me."

by Monodi - CyberCitrus April 24, 2013

Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.

Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!

by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012

studdette

a female with feminine studly qualities

@etaplin0012 is a total studdette

by fortunamajor July 20, 2012