shit splitter

A gay man's appendage.

I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.

by udontnome June 10, 2009

splitsville

originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.

1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville"

2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"

by Mark_C May 13, 2006

Slithe

A name given to someone who acts unfavorably; usually given to someone who lies, cheats, steals, snakes, etc.
Derived from the leader of the Mutants, Slithe, from the Thundercats.

1."Wow Slithe, I can't believe you went to that party without giving me a call."

2."Give me my five dollars back, Slithe!"

by Nasteeee B June 28, 2009

slitch

n. (archaic) a combinate form of the words "slide" and "pitch" to denote a sideways motion with an accompanying rotational "roll" and/or "yaw" variance.

Ex: "The kitchen took a slitch." (from "The Wizard of Oz" movie)

by JeffHL December 14, 2008

slitsurfing

the sexual act of sliding ones penis back and forth through the valley created by the wet labia of a female.

We decided not to fuck, so we went slitsurfing instead.

by remittancegirl October 21, 2011

splitarse

A female. Derived from the fact that they possess a split and an arse.

Come here you stupid splitarse!

by virginconversionunit March 29, 2004

Splitits

The natural and quite pleasant accentuation that occurs when a long strap or belt is is placed between a woman's breasts, like when they carry a shoulder bag with the strap positioned on the shoulder on the opposite side of their body.

Henry's got excited when he noticed his date's splitits after she fastened her seat belt.

by beeyebickiebuy October 4, 2006