a fictional disease that originates amongst the homeless population (specifically the ones that live in boxes).
Every day, millions of homeless men and women contract the disease "Smallbox." in order to cure these helpless people we must force them to get into the box. the only cure is the box itself.
Symptoms include:
Claustrophobia
poor hygiene
"herpegonasiphilaids"
rash on your underarms
we must find a cure
Every day, millions of homeless men and women contract the disease "Smallbox." in order to cure these helpless people we must force them to get into the box. the only cure is the box itself.
Symptoms include:
Claustrophobia
poor hygiene
"herpegonasiphilaids"
rash on your underarms
we must find a cure
wow Erin's Smallbox is really bad, maybe she should have gotten into the box instead of rip it up and put it on my bed.
by Squishy Squishy ear August 27, 2009
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What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
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Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.
“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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by Dr.Caveman July 13, 2010
Get the Small Face mug.a exotic car such as a ferrari or a big SUV such as a hummer used to make up for having a small cock. NOT a muscle car.
*ferrari pulls up to light,revs engine* dude 1: haha,check the fag in the ferrari dude 2: he's gotta be compensating,that's a total small penis car.
by postaldude007 July 28, 2009
Get the small penis car mug.This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap mug.This arabic (lebanese) term is used to “make fun” or “laugh/mock” someone by the way they interpret their act or acts.
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