Smacking the lizard

Female interrupting male masturbation

“Smacking the lizard” is female interrupting male masturbation.

by Desert Tortoise November 26, 2025

Stocking Stuffer

Ejaculating into your socks then proceeding to make a partner walk a mile in in them

Jaden and I need to go home so we can make some stocking stuffers

by ultrasigmagoon69 November 26, 2025

shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009

Camel stockings

When a woman's camel toe is revealed in public by her extremely tight leggings.

Did you see her camel stockings?

Some women should stay away from the camel stockings.

Camel stockings were so last year.

by the_firstman_84 January 23, 2011

Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing

1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!

by pownism April 21, 2011

Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

by doug=caesar July 27, 2011

e-stocking

A virtual Christmas stocking.

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!

by Lemmingpie December 17, 2013