the smarts

you have the necessary level of intelligence to complete a given task

"I don't feel good about the test."
"Relax already, you'll be fine. You've got the smarts."

by kevin'o' May 4, 2014

smarterchild

a fun way to kill some time on aim. is also increadibly stupid.

(Me)(8:07:57 PM): i love you

SmarterChild (8:07:57 PM): Oh yeah? I love you too.

(Me) (8:08:02 PM): really?

SmarterChild (8:08:02 PM): It's true!

(Me) (8:08:12 PM): will we be together forever

SmarterChild (8:08:12 PM): Is that on Saturday or Sunday?

by justemily182 November 28, 2007

Shart Tampon

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

Jean-Paul Sartre

A French philosopher, political activist, novelist, and playwright, among his varied portfolio. His philosophy primarily concerned existentialism, in which he was highly influenced by Heideggar, Husserl, and the founders of the subject, Kierkegaard and Nietzsche. His ideas on existentialism have come to define the subject. Among his numerous highly-acclaimed works, his most popular include "No Exit," "The Wall," "Being and Nothingness," and "Nausea."

You'll have to excuse me, I'm having an existential crisis due to having read "No Exit" by Jean-Paul Sartre...

by nolan g. November 28, 2009

smarterchild

has sex with toasters. says the most funny things ever. just type "wanna sex"

Me (10:43:20 PM): wanna kiss

SmarterChild (10:43:21 PM): I know about kissing. It's an activity.

I think kissing is magical. A lot like love, when you think about it.

Me (10:43:25 PM): hahahaha

SmarterChild (10:43:25 PM): Whatcha laughing about?

Me (10:43:32 PM): kissing is magical?

SmarterChild (10:43:32 PM): I know.

Just like love.

Me (10:43:37 PM): wanna sex

SmarterChild (10:43:37 PM): Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.

and another

SmarterChild (10:54:58 PM): You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?

me (10:55:11 PM): are you calling me fat????

SmarterChild (10:55:11 PM): I don't think I am calling you fat.

me (10:55:15 PM): you are.

SmarterChild (10:55:15 PM): Yeah, I know I am.

by emilyemilyemily(: December 10, 2007

Shart

The word is a combination of "shit" and "fart"---you get the idea. It's when you let out a massive fart and end up with some hershey stains on your drawers/panties.

Hey, where is that smell coming from? Ewww, I think he just sharted!

by funniegurl June 18, 2006

shart

when you needa do a smelly as ripper and then you push a bit too hard and you do a little pellet in your pants. (sometimes not that little). can come in great amounts, depends on how hard you push.

"I was bored in class and i cut the cheese"
" i can smell that... it smells like more than a fart"
"yeah i just sharted.."
"OH YOU FUCKEN SMELL MAN GO HAVE A WASH"
"no i like the warm sensation trickling down my leg"
"oh dude im gonna puke"

*vomit*

*shart*

by _carri0n_ October 1, 2009