Serve

to get revenge on somebody by making them realize what they missed. also to kick someones ass and then own them from their embarassment

Jodi-"Im gonna serve Bob today because he totally ignored me online"
Mary-"nice..make him pay"

by Urbanserver May 22, 2006

servers are gonna crash

When a guy suspects the servers are going to crash when printing one note pages.

SP: DUDE THE servers are gonna crash !
Everyone: Chill the fuck out!

by 123poopmeister January 19, 2011

servering

a term commonly used by offshore it support staff to say a server is up and running and fully functional with no issues found. this term has been widely adopted and slowly being used by international it services companies.

"the server is servering"
"the server has bluescreened and unable to continue servering"

by Dudebro5000 June 4, 2013

EA servers

A place wetter than ur mother's fanny

Me casually playing FIFA:
Disconnects seconds before winning a game
'MUM, get the rope' says me.
Oh the EA servers at it again son.

by FatBoySlim____ June 10, 2020

Severious

A cross between "severe" and "serious."

There was a severious pileup on the highway due to dense fog.

by Momtoabbys February 5, 2010

severiously

severe in a way that is very serious.
originally muttered by intoxicated being.

that was severiously messed up.
dude!!! that was severious!!!

by haats February 12, 2010

Severed Fate

An incredible local Metal act from the Central New Jersey area. Now defunct but still reigning as one of, if not the best band ever to rock New Jersey stages.

I am going to The Stone Pony tonight to see Severed Fate kick some ass!

by Purgethepious November 17, 2014