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Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
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mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
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If somebody knows a dude would fuck a dude (even one other person), even if it's not widely known, then it's not a secret. A badly kept secret isn't a secret.
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After my third offense, I became the first pervert to be diagnosed as suffering from Victor's Secretion.
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