Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.

"Its because she loves the halal sausage"

by H E March 18, 2015

Cocktail sausage fiddler

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

by mien kamf May 7, 2015

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

wiener sausage

A wiener sausage is someone with a small penis but it's god damn cute. Have you seen a wiener sausage?

I have a wiener sausage down my pants.

by Abwilly July 6, 2016

Blood sausage

Your dick. After period sex, enough said

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage

by Anerdwhogetslaid September 9, 2016

peruvian sausage

The largest of all the sausages in the world, far superior to the donger

Wow that guy is so hot I bet he has a Peruvian sausage.

I wish I had a peruvian sausage!

by SAFTB November 27, 2016

poor sausage

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017