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EXTREME JIMMY CROALL SALAD

Like the original croall salad only this time its EXTREME. the wedgie goes over his head twice whilst 5 grown men spank him on his cheeks until theyre bright red as well as intense pubic hair plucking. On very very very special occasions the leader of the salad family richard brings his boat out where willy, jimmy and richard get EXTREME three way saladed on the front of mickeys steam boat.
PLEASE KING IM BEGGING YOU DONT GIVE ME AN EXTREME JIMMY CROALL SALAD
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Salad Ass 

When you eat too much salad/roughage causing loose stools giving one the ability to identify the different vegetables within the feces. Unrelated to tossing salad.
I had a huge Greek salad last night for dinner and this morning I have salad ass.
Salad Ass by SweetFish February 17, 2010

Salacious pete 

During intercourse while in cowgirl position, without warning as your woman rises up your shaft. You pull her feet out from under her and force her to land with your member in her ass while holding her ankles.
Having sex last night I pulled a salacious Pete on this chick.
Salacious pete by Infoman101 June 23, 2014

Salad bar Christian 

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.
How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

Salad fart 

When you or someone is tossing salad and that person farts in your mouth!
Jane: What the fuck Tom did you just fart in my mouth?!?
Tom: Yea how's that salad fart taste!
Salad fart by Ajdnls June 13, 2015

fruit loop salad 

Pouring many different tasting/colored lubrication into bodily cavities than cumming into it, allowing ample time for semen to harden. Than once the mixture is complete. Forcing you're slut to drink/eat it.
holy shit girl, you look like you just had a fruit loop salad
fruit loop salad by I MAKE WAFFLEZ February 17, 2010

WHAT ABOUT SALAD? 

If someone says something you don't understand or just don't want to answer, a common thing the hip generation does is say "WHAT ABOUT SALAD?"

Acting like they didn't hear what they said.
Irrelevant person:"Do you wanna see my earwax collection?"
You: "WHAT ABOUT SALAD?"
WHAT ABOUT SALAD? by CUZYOLOLOLZ August 16, 2012