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Jacob Sartorius

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits
Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed
by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016
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Shart Gyal

The broken down english word for Short Girl; A girl whom is rediculously short for her age.
bill: yo you seen that girl?
steven: yea man, shes a shart gyal!
bill:wow thats hot
by Acidplanet_member October 30, 2005
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starter kit

Jewelry, apparel, accessories or bling that suggest an affiliation with a culture or lifestyle, or fanaticism with a celebrity associated with these items.
Lakewood Mall is all jewelry stores and athletic clothing; it would be a good place to buy your Mister T starter kit.
by ulyssesjoseph November 26, 2009
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jacob sartorius

Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.
You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam
by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016
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Sarthak

1. To stroke someone's face gently
2. A man who is innocent and always tells the truth.
1. Me-"Hey can I Sarthak you?"

Eddy- "Sure. Anytime!"

2. Me- "Man that guy is so innocent and truthful."

John- "I know, he is such a Sarthak!"
by AdarshBalak05 February 18, 2010
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scartown

Scarborough, Toronto....crime central of tha dot,T Dot, niggaz,latinoz,tamilz,desiz,essays,and da triad.
yo nigga, wanna hit by scartown toniite
by american_psycho July 11, 2004
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Jacob Sartorious

A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.

A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.
Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!

Stable girls: Are you blind??!!
by JRhinae August 16, 2016
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