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Self Harvest

The act of consuming your own cum in hopes of recycling your offspring for the next load.
I always self harvest after each session.
by Deeps00 March 6, 2020
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Self Isolating

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.
I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.
by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020
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Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff
Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.
by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020
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self inflicted theft

Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.
There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.
by ribick June 28, 2020
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Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 22, 2020
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Self neuter

The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.
I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.
by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020
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self love

yes i wrote a nice thing about my name because i’m cool like that
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