santa rage

Where you go around slapping your ball sack till it turns red. Then you put a santa hat on and have angry sex with your girlfriend calling her "Mrs. Claus" as you dump your red sack of goodies.

Tim was slapping his ball sack getting it nice and red. He grabbed his santa hat and bent his girlfriend over and went full santa rage, screaming "Mrs. Claus" as he emptied his red ball sack inside her.

by Durrrrp69 December 15, 2017

santa gift

Commonly used meaning a present to kids from Santa Claus

What is the kids Santa gift this year?

by Brute01 December 15, 2017

Santa’s syrup

When a guy says hohoho before he cums on your hair.

Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!

by Bthot December 20, 2017

Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence

Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL

by Aloovn December 19, 2017

Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018

emo Santa

This position has been long held by Sir Gerard Way the Sassy but some believe that Sir Daniel Howell the Posh has taken his position as emo Santa after he tweeted a picture of himself wearing a black Santa hat

'Omg I like the idea of an emo Santa more than one in red' ~ an emo person

by Pilots Phan April 22, 2018

Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it

I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.

by BigDaddy$ September 4, 2017