Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James October 19, 2015

salmon dive

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.

"Chrissie B fell off his skateboard and performed the ultimate salmon dive!"

by Sendu20 July 31, 2016

sales-dupont

Fat man who thinks he is athletic when he is fat

Your so full of yourself you must be a Sales-Dupont

by Family name definitoons July 24, 2016

Salmon and BJ Day

The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.

I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.

by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016

sales-dupont

Fat Danish wanker

That's guy is such a Sales-Dupont he's fat Danish and a wanker

by Family name definitoons July 23, 2016

Salmond

To be salmond means to fall victim to the overwhelming stench of microwaved fish, usually in an office setting. Widely regarded as the quintessential office faux pas, reheating fish of any sort, but especially Salmon, is most definitely grounds for termination.

I salmond my boss today, so I should probably start packing my desk now.

by CreepyCarl2 July 2, 2016

Salmonfeels

That feeling you get when: Thinking, Doing, Dreaming of Salmon Fishing. To be "Salmonfeels" is to be complete! Not for the faint of heart.

"Hey man, how do you feel after catching that fish?" - "Salmonfeels Steve, Salmonfeels"

by Salmonfeels July 1, 2016