Rippediculous

to get so ridiculously ripped; having ridiculously defined abs.

I'm going to the gym to get rippediculous.

by DavidBowiesChinaDoll August 20, 2010

rippon

1) An abnormally large male that often bears a striking resemblance to Uncle Fester.

2) Is a very loud fart followed by a liquid turd

"Oh no, did you hear that...I think I've just done a Rippon in my pants"

Ripmeister, Ripon, Rippon

by JCtheSuperstar October 31, 2013

head ripper

A car sales term used to decribe a deal that put a buyer in extreme negative equity position.

Jeff Exclaimed proudly "I just had a real head ripper and will celebrate tonight with a case of Miller Lite, a porno, and a bag of cheetos, and that is after I make my Mortgage payent!"

by Freckman February 6, 2007

battle my rippled

oral stimulation of the penis

I didn't like her attitude, that bitch can battle my rippled.

by Karl Hungas May 26, 2003

Alpha Beta Ripple

Automotive bodywork/paintshop slang for minor dents, such as those caused by shopping carts in grocery store parking lots. Derived from the once ubiquitous Alpha Beta supermarket chain.

No huge dents in the door panel, just a little Alpha Beta Ripple.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

Ripper

Prison slang for a child molester. see also Skinner

The new inmate is a fuckin ripper, lets give him a blanket party tonight.

by Otsego April 10, 2008

ripping the duck

A phrase referring to a man having sexual intercourse with a woman

Greg: Hey Nate, you see that girl over there?
Nate: Yeah, what about her?
Greg: She told me to call her later, looks like I'm gonna be ripping the duck in no time!

by npanzer June 2, 2011