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Alaskan Bull Rider

When you cum on a spaghetti noodle and make someone put it in their nose and make them pull it out of their mouth. After, they must run naked through the city screaming the n word with cum dripping noodles hanging from her mouth. Then, they must find and have sex with a 82 year old man and hibernate in his saggy balls for a week
“Hey Girls Wanna do the Alaskan Bull Rider?”
“No I’m fucking 9 years old”
by FATNIGGABALLS HD December 28, 2020
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Wee Wee Rida

A "Wee Wee Rida" is a nigga that just won't get off a nigga dick. This is said predominantly by the people who reside in the DM(V) area. This is commonly said to the people who reside in the Louisianna area. Due to them being constant "Wee Wee Ridas" to plenty of Louisianna things.
1. "Yo bro youngboy don't know you stop being a Wee Wee Rida."
2. "Nigga you mad dayroom, you dicksuckin "Wee Wee rida."
3. "Austin stop allat "Wee Wee riding" before you need an appointment with Dr. Miami."
by THE REAL WOOOOOOO June 9, 2022
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Riding the firetruck

"Riding the firetruck" means to fuck a girl during her period.
I hope you don't mind blood, 'cause we're gonna be riding the firetruck all night, bebe!
by BGirlFreezinLegz March 5, 2009
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hood rida

A person who is a secret gangsta, on the outside the do not appear to be gangsta but they most definitely are.
You know that kid Jerad, total hood rida.
by becca09 September 10, 2008
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peanut butter trail rider

I said go and get fucked you peanut butter trail rider.
by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003
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Malibu Wave Rider

A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman.

To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.

Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.

Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
by The Shwastitute October 27, 2011
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ridonkulous

When something is beyond the description of ridiculous.
Mitch's theories and views of the world are ridonkulous!
by Smitty December 23, 2003
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