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potty train

When you teach your children to use the toilet instead of a diaper or pull-up. It's so they don't piss and shit on the floor all day long when they're grown. Most people were trained regardless if they have an actual toilet or not.
Mom: "I'm potty training little Suzie."

Bro: "Well you're bad at it. She pissed on the floor, again."
by Lavenders_Llama March 23, 2021
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Putted

When you just nutted and there is still some on the tip and you pee it out
After I beat off I putted
by Pubedaddy44 May 11, 2021
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potty-terrorist

a person who purposefully farts in a crowd to enjoy the commotion it causes.
Dude, your homeboy is a straight

potty-terrorist. He farted the entire flight to Hawaii and just sat there innocently enjoying the mayhem he created. People were confused and pissed.
by Ace Fantagious May 18, 2021
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Potty emergency

When you have to go potty really bad but there's no where to relieve yourself.
Little kid:mommy daddy I have to go potty. One of the parents:there's no potty here you'll have to hold t until we get to one. little kid ten minutes later crying: I need to go potty!!! I'm having a potty emergency!!! One of the parents: stop crying before you use the potty in your carseat. Little kid crying:I can't hold it!!!
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potty fail

When you had to go potty really bad but there was nowhere to go and you didn't make it.
(continuing from my potty emergency definition): Little kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! Parent:yes you can use your muscles. Kid:I can't hold it!!! Parent:no you are not going potty in your carseat. Kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! I'm potty failing!!! Parent looking at kid:you did not just go in your carseat. Kid crying while going potty in carseat:Its too late I'm already going!
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pottyword

a word that is very bad that is a potty word. if anybody uses it they deserved to be executed like danganronpa
girlie 1: “shit.”
girlie 2: “don’t use a pottyword you b-baka”
girlie 1: “shut up bitch nobody likes your UwU looking ass that’s why your boyfriend cheated on you with me.”
girlie 2: “what😟”
girlie 1: “bitch.”
by gattherings May 23, 2021
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pottyword

a word that is very bad and not busting.
girlie 1: “did you say a pottyword”
girlie 2: “shit girl we all know you had an affair with my dog and busted. stop hiding it.”
girlie 1: “I didn’t hear you pottyworder I’m playing animal crossing.”
by gattherings May 24, 2021
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