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Slush Puppy

The act of ejaculating large amounts of sperm in to a pillow case and mixing it with either red or blue food colouring. You must suck up as much of the Slush Puppy as possible through a straw before it leaks out of the pillow case and stains your bedsheets.
"Ah man my bedsheets are red again, Jack must have failed on his Slush Puppy".
by Slushy1 March 23, 2012
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Puppeteering

The act of inserting one's hand into the anus of another. Extreme variation of fisting, usually involving the forarm.
"Oh Jill, you've got a special glow about you today."
"Thanks Tracey, Billy has been puppeteering me like I was Miss Piggy."
by Reverend Raymond Giles November 8, 2006
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Puppy daddy

Think of baby daddy but scratch the baby and insert puppy!
John is now Audrey's puppy daddy
by Psued dude November 29, 2016
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Shadow Puppet

A picture of the shadow of your penis on a wall or other flat surface.
Guy 1: Should I send her a SHADOW PUPPET?
GUY 2: Yeah I'll cut the lights!
by Blipblopjoe123 June 24, 2017
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Like a Puppet

A reference to a finger banging or a fisting (of any orifice) that is so deeply penetrating and so vigorous that it's akin to working a ventriloquist doll or similar hand puppet.
Roger fisted his neighbor like a puppet.

How was your date last night braaaahhh?
Worked her over like a puppet brother.

Breath deep baby. I'm going full fist. Gonna work that booty like a puppet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
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puppy pants

Pants that exist mostly or completely out of puppies. This kind of pantaloons is very hard to wear while working, but sitting in puppy pants can bring great happiness and inner peace.

Note: fur garments do not count, they have to be a bunch of live puppies
Note: 'puppy pants' are not to be confused with 'poopy pants', but the first might cause the second.

See also:
puppy hat
cat hat
cat feet ear warmers
cats in racks
1. I saw this lady on Cuteoverload today who was wearing puppy pants out on the street, she must be the happiest person in the world!

2. Screw your furcoat, I'm wearing puppy pants to the premiere!
by Nynke_ June 10, 2008
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Puppy Fucking

The act of having sexual intercourse before entering high school.
Jermaine: When did you lose your virginity?

Colin: I was puppy fucking my girlfriend in 8th Grade.
by Jagesh Fastabop August 30, 2009
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