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Candy Podding

The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.
Lucy spent the convention Candy Podding
by TheBlanketMonster January 7, 2010
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Poppin' The Puddin' Cup

Much like "Popping The Cherry", except this term implies the loss of Anal Virginity.
Man, Kate was so happy last night we were Poppin' the Puddin' Cup till 2 Am!
by Bill Costby January 4, 2015
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Puddinitous

A disease cause by complete retardedness. It affects the ability to type clearly and Is usually associated with Down Syndromeand other mental diseases. People with puddinitous usually have trouble forming sentances and play with barbie dolls. Puddin smells.
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by Ice June 23, 2004
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Puddin' Popped

When you sneak a roofie in a girl's drink with intentions to sexually assault them.
"Yo, I was at Catherine's the other night and I Puddin' Popped that bitch like Bill Cosby."
by Pudding Pop September 7, 2015
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Summer Puddin’

Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.

Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.

Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.

I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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puddling

PUHD-ling, (n.)— a sexual act, popularized in 18th Century Latvia, whereby a male expels semen into his partner's navel cavity immediately before administering a raspberry to the affected area(s).
"The Latvian whore thoughtfully picked lint out of her semen-crusted navel and harked back to last night's tricks, three of which entailed no-holds-barred puddling."
by Mtt Ss December 24, 2007
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padding

Used by ABDLs to refer to diapers/nappies
"I'm running low on padding"

"My padding is wet"
by Awkward Fox May 31, 2018
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