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Mac Pro

The most powerful Apple computer that is fully customizable and can have up to 4 TB of hard drive and 32 GB of RAM
Mac Pro user: Dude I just got a Mac Pro with 4 TB of hard drive space and 32 GB of RAM

Shocked friend: wtf? do you planning on taking over a small country?

Mac Pro user: Yes.
by codyt321 December 9, 2008
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Poser Pro

(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.

see also, "One Upper"

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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."

PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."

Three days later...

Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"

Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"
by razed November 2, 2007
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Guitar Pro

The thing that I can't figure out to download some good song tabs.
Awesome Frostbite by Parkway Drive!!!!
AWWW WHAT THE FUCK I CANT GET THE TAB WITHOUT GUITAR PRO FUCK!!!!!!
by MrWiggles369 December 23, 2008
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Crushendo Pro

Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up
A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.
by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010
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69 pro max

by Haider Dev Of Slippery May 25, 2021
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Jess Pro

A total OWO UWU. Quacks like a duck, but its okay. Struggles with blonds. Needs a booster seat to see her computer. Pretty funny though.
"Dude, you almost stepped on Jess Pro!"
"Sorry, shes so short I didnt see her"
by NotADuck_Yet April 8, 2022
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Premiere Pro

A controversial video-editing software developed my Adobe, that gained reputation as one of the most hated programs of all time, with reasons for its hate being primarily program-breaking crashes and bugs.
Person 1: I'm going to learn Premiere Pro
Person 2: No! That program is horrible! Use DaVinci Resolve instead
Person !: Yeah, Premiere Pro is a overrated and a much-hated program!
by Ryan900USAYT December 2, 2022
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