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bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man
by briarbowls March 21, 2016
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A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.
"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".
by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016
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ghost president

The person in the background who is really making all the decisions. You rarely see him and don't hear from him but he is persuading the President in the direction of his preference. The mind behind the face.
Trump may be the face of the president but Bannon is the ghost president working through him.
by 1hellova1 February 16, 2017
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Trump Presidential

The future name of all Trump hotels when he leaves office. The name won’t be reserved for just a luxury suite. This name will be used for all of the president’s hotels around the world. President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump speak, Trump armor, Trump chump, Trump army, hotels, Trump hotels
I am going to Vegas and I am going to stay at the Trump Presidential. It is going to be a big weekend.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017
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Dead presidents

You got any dead presidents ill suck yo dick suger for 7
by Pum pum 208 July 30, 2018
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Going Presidential

A sex act where you build a log cabin and then bone your lover inside the cabin.
Did you hear Dave and Josh were Going Presidential? That's some commitment.
by Sumfields August 10, 2018
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Lithuanian President

A man with a small penis who runs a brothel full of whores specializing in scat.
by NSCrusader August 12, 2018
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