pooralysis

You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....

classic case of pooralysis

I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...

by Dick Bastard June 19, 2009

poordrobe

A poor person's wardrobe which usually consists of one shirt, pair of pants, and socks, causing them to wear the same thing every day. If they do get something "new", it's a hand-me-down, they got it from salvation army, or stole it.

Peter updated his poordrobe by stealing a Pac Sun shirt but forgot to take the tags off because he's never had a new shirt before.

by uzi does it April 1, 2010

Poorich

People who buy fake things to make themselves look expensive and rich.

Checkout her instagram, she is a poorich

by Koalamami January 26, 2019

poorgeoisie

"There are no poor people in America, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires". The Poorgeoisie are typically under-educated politically right-of-center folk who actively vote and advocate against their own interests because they believe that they are just around the corner from top-end marginal tax rates affecting them.

"Cletus complained about the $15 minimum wage destroying the economy while he paid for groceries with food stamps after working a double at his $8 an hour job. He's the picture of the poorgeoisie."

by threepio February 16, 2021

poorani

She looks beautiful and patient listener . Series lover. If she likes a person she trust the person blindly.she don't leave a person. Carring person and loving. She be a animal lover . Trust worthy to share things. If she get angry little hard to console sometimes.

This is poorani correct, but you be a trustworthy person

by Rithanya November 23, 2021

Poorni

the hottest girl...!
full of confidence,intelligent,zealous,funny and someone you want to be around always...
chocolate coloured skin, silky wavy hair, curvy body, gorgeous eyes, dimpled smile...purely angelic...someone you want to hold on forever...
beautiful,full of life, there's never a dull moment around her...

she's such a poorni! I wish i was could be like her!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Poort

n - i) A random person with absolutely no purpose in the world and is usually considered to be an outsider
ii) Jonny B

v - to mess around randomly or in a strange manner.

n - ultra-
i) Paul vdM

Origin: Afrikaans (South Africa)

Ryan L is a massive poort. (n)

Stuboy likes to poort around after dark and watch the boys in their locker room. (v)

by Kieran McLeod January 13, 2009