Put a camera on that penis

Used by people to check whether a man is having sex

Sarah: I think Peter is cheating on me
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

Harry: Dave and Jake seem to be spending a lot of time together, do you think...?
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

by leedsfan95 January 5, 2011

my penis

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

by elmacko November 9, 2011

Penis Drawer

Somebody who has a strange obsession with drawing penises.

Amber Fucking Snyder is a penis drawer.

by Desi And Ashley January 4, 2009

nigga penis

A word you can use in any situation for comic relief.

“How are the kids doing, Warren?”
“Nigga Penis!”

by BrandyLove May 4, 2019

paris hilton

Proof that money can buy fame.

Paris Hilton is useless, but rich.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

paris hilton

A stupid no-talent cunt who proved on June 7, 2007 that if you have money you can buy yourself out of anything, even jail.

I have to do sixty days in the clink for a DUI. I hope I can pull off a paris Hilton and get out after three days.

by Frogbutt1 July 1, 2007

penis car

(n) A sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.

He cruised the streets in his red penis car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.

by Heptune May 14, 2005