padwan

Jedi apprentice, grasshoppa, n00b

Don't get ahead of yourself padwan, post an intro first.

by kit February 1, 2005

Padua Girl

Padua girls, unlike Ursuline, actually like to hold SOME amount of repect for themselves and not parade about like some rabid streetwalker. Girls from padua get guys not by latching their mouths to zipper confined organs, but by actually having the brains to hold a conversation. Girls who may be called sluts, but the things they are doing are just misinterpreted; such as getting hammered for the local sallies dance or party, and then getting groped by a few males(maybe even a few women). Padua girls are also known for keeping good grades and taking part in school activities; while on the weekends getting plastered, plowed, stoned, and over all wasted, but still coming back to school to maintain the good grades and putting up one hell of a front so their parents don't have one clue.

Sallies Dance
Sallies guy 1: Why the hell is that girl going down on him right in the middle of the dance floor?! Isn't she a padua girl?
Sallies guy 2: No.Ursuline. But the girl who took her shirt off and is waving it in the air sure as hell is a padua girl!

by weasley March 18, 2005

paducah pancakes

a sexuscatalogical act accomplished by dropping multiple solid feces fragments upon a recipients chest, stomach and/or face and then repeatedly mashing them flat with your buttocks creating the illusion of stacked pancakes. This can be either a sexual or dominating act performed by consenting or non-consenting participants for the outcome of sexual gratification or emotional and/or physical humiliation. Ejaculatory response or orgasmic climax is not necessarily the intended outcome.

Leonard was growing weary of her constant domineering nature and manipulative tactics. So, in a final act of defiance, and while she lay unconscious from too much alcohol, he left her naked and handcuffed with a stack of Paducah pancakes planted firmly between her breasts and her auburn hair glistening with his fresh, warn urine.

by Rokitman January 22, 2009

Padawan Nigger

An otherwise intelligent person of any race who is on the path to becoming a mindless slave to popular culture. This person was once able to think for himself but is slowly conforming to the values of mainstream society. Seeing how niggers are respected by others, especially women, who are solely concerned with superficialities, such as whether he is wearing the freshest Tims or how over-sized and gaudy his jewelry is, he is beginning to dress and act ridiculously. He may still be doing well in school, but as he moves forward with his training, he will ultimately become an easily manipulated automaton who will eagerly do anything to please his master, Popular Opinion. When fully trained, a Padawan Nigger can serve as a prime contributor to the downfall of any free society.

My brother is a Padawan Nigger. His training has progressed from when he wore normal-sized clothing and laughed at people who cared about their shoes to now, when he wears hoodies with stacks of $100 bills on them, smokes weed, and listens mostly to rap music. He is slowly turning to the "dark" side. Soon his grades will start to slide, he'll drop out of school, and he will finally be a true master of the nigger arts by spending his welfare check on marijuana and 22 inch rims.

by Master Bovice-Wan Kenobi May 4, 2008

padunkadunk

The kind of derriere a person can place their cocktail on without spilling a drop

"Now that girl has some padunkadunk!"

by idro June 29, 2005

padro

Short for panty dropper. Something or someone so phat, so dope, so snoop, so freakin' ON that the panties of all women who encouter it will simply fall to the ground.

That's one tricked-out, muther fukin' padro set of wheels!

by Ca$h January 18, 2005

Fart Paddle

The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.

I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.

by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006